Month: September 2017

Once upon a time there was an octopus, His name is Commodore drumplestack and it is his first day of school. His mother Edmonia flabsicus was dropping him off. They pulled up to the school in the toaster van. Another thing about Commodore drumplestack is that he has HippopotomonstrosesquiPPedaliophobia which is a fear of long words. he kissed his mum goodbye and walked into his class. As soon as he went in he wanted out, the professor was a huge twisted sausage, the children were growling purple crocodiles, everything looked difficult and he wanted out so he ran away, crying.

We walked toward the mysterious dark house in the deep wet forest it was grasped by the dark shadows pulling it into an abyss of mold and damp crumbling walls, so we thought. the rumors of the house sounded like that but after the three day hike into the forest it was beautiful, it was almost straight out of a children’s book, it was made of candy! Jessica and I ran inside eating slowly, I grabbed a light bulb smashed it and ate the candy inside, We stayed for days. now we roll our eyes when we hear the rumors.

“So, what lies ahead of us?” Jeremiah said, looking towards the kingdom on the horizon I said “I do not know, but we shall let the the book guide us towards our destiny!” my army said there calls and prayers to the book as they set forth. We went forward with haste towards the attacking kingdom. We slashed our swords and worked our magic but we were losing, I had had enough of this, I ran through the kingdom until I found the king I walked up to him, he was shuddering with fear I sliced my dagger, killing him.